in more personal news... i am not pregnant! meaning, i got my period. (dont worry i dont have sex... virgin status heeeey) woo! anyone who knows me, knows that i get my period like once every blue moon (even that is rare), and this isnt even an understatement. but none the less i am extremely happy. woo.
so today in the van, driving home from lunch and errands my dad was trying to inform me about canadian politics. it was cute cuz it was like his version of the sex talk, trying to guide me through my first time of voting. (LOL). He wanted me to make an informed decision, and wanted me to understand who i vote for.
dad: in one day you'll have a new visitor
carla: who?
dad: marvins lola.
carla: oh nice. hope she brings bagaoong.
andrea: ew, thats nasty.
carla: oh whatever, when you get old all you're gna eat is white food.
andrea: yeah, so?
dad: you know white food, is so bad for you... it gives you sicknesses and problems. back home we dont eat that kind of food, and we dont get those sicknesses from eating all vegetables. people back home... die from old age.
andrea: and murder.
3 comments:
hahahaha
"people back home die from sickness
...and murder"
OH MAN. me you and dad had a moment yesterday. not gonna lie, it was kinda cute.
i'm so funny :)
ahaha, this seriously made me laugh out loud.
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